TBF (The Best Friend) posted an ad on craigslist women seeking women. This is one of the
responses she got. She is threatening to turn to men now. Names protected to
change the innocent. =)
This "made me LOL out loud".
From: Mxxxxxx KERR
<xxxxxxx@msn.com>
Date: Jul 9, 2007 11:21 AM
Subject:
To: 8675309@craigslist.org
I'M ALSO VERY QUIET SEEKING WOC FOR A POSSIONATE ,YET BITTING OOPS I MEAN
INVITING YET SEXUAL AND VERY CONFIDENT IN BED OR ANYWHERE FOR THAT MATTER I'M
NOT A FEMMIE NOR WOULD I WANT TO BE WITH ONE CAN WHEN I WOULD HUG THEM I'D ONLY
BREAK THEM IN HALF OOPS I MEANT AHHHHH WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO SAY IS THERES JUST
KNOW MEAT ON THERE BOONS HA HA HA HA . AS YOU CAN SEE I DO HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF
HUMOR AND I CAN BE A VERY BOLD CUTE BUTCH AND I CAN AND AIM TO PLEASE ALL
REQUEST THAT ARE ASKED OF ME OR NOT I PLEASE EITHER WAY. I AM ALL LESBIAN OUT OF
THE CLOSET ALL MY LIFE KNOW SHAME IN MY GAME YOU EITHER LIKJE WHAT YOU SEE OR
YOU DON'T. I WILL BEG YOU TO GET WHAT I WANT ,
WANTING TO GET DEEPLY INVOLVED WITH THAT PERSON MAYBE YOU KNOW GAMES LOVES
SEX AND TALKING DURING SEX TO MAKE SURE I'M DURING IT JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT,
CAUSE I DO BELIEVE IN KEEPING HER SATISIFIEDED. I SURE WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU
AND I ALSO AM A VERY HONEST AND RESPECTFUL PERSON , I SURE HOPE WE CAN MEET REAL
SOON THE ONLY PROBLEM I SEE IS I LIVE IN aLBUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO WELL MAYBE
THAT'S NOY A PROBLEM RIGHT WELL THIS MUSICIAN MUST GET READY TO PROFORM SOON SO
LET ME END FOR NOW BY THE WAY IM SO TRUST WORTHY THAT I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU MY CELL
PHONE NOMBER SO YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL RIGHT AWAY CAUSE I DON'T LIKE WAITING SO
CALL ME AT 505-555-7246 A.S.A.P ILL BE WAITING BY MY PHONE
HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM